- The original
Slate.
- The Father.
- He would
rather be golfing.
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Gloria
- The "Better
Half"
- The Mother
- Professional
spectator
- Now knows
more than she ever thought she'd know about softball and baseball.
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Ashley
(and Alex)
- The oldest
offspring
- She and
Alex soon-to-be married
- Still have
not learned to pick cotton or skin a catfish, but there is still
hope.
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Mary Austin
- Middle
Child
- Awaiting
further input
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Tyler
- Doesn't
claim to know any of the people on this page.
- "The
Better Child"
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