Monday, October 25, 2010

Chuck Norris Jokes

A List:

  • Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris lost both legs in an accident and walked it off. 
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
  • MC hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this
  • There's no such thing as evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
  • Chuck Norris vacationed at the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as The Islands.
  • Every time Chuck Norris hears the term "Virgin Mary," he chuckles to himself.
  • Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored 14.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
  • Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.


    And here is a youtube video of Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris!

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