- Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris lost both legs in an accident and walked it off.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
- MC hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this
- There's no such thing as evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
- Chuck Norris vacationed at the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as The Islands.
- Every time Chuck Norris hears the term "Virgin Mary," he chuckles to himself.
- Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf and scored 14.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
- Chuck Norris wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
And here is a youtube video of Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris!
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